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“I absolutely loved your phrases! I used one and my daughter opened up that same day… We talked about her friends, her brother, even me — and I learned so much.” — Viviana, mom of 2
They stroll past with AirPods in; you get “huh?” for your trouble.
They stroll past with AirPods in; you get “huh?” for your trouble.
Snacks, lifts, reminders: done. How they are is anyone’s guess.
Snacks, lifts, reminders: done. How they are is anyone’s guess.
University, AI, climate, rent… You’ve got seventeen tabs open;
they’ve got “it’ll be fine”.
University, AI, climate, rent… You’ve got seventeen tabs open; they’ve got “it’ll be fine”.
Still works, just never their first pick.
Still works, just never their first pick.
Instant download • 15-minute read per chapter • Practical scripts inside
Instant download • 15-minute read per chapter • Practical scripts inside
pages to swap child-era tactics for
teen-ready connection
years in youth work +
home life with teens
from mums who now get
actual conversation



A mum of three, former youth worker, drama teacher and director, and founder of Happy Children Republic.
A decade of worldschooling taught me what actually lands with real teenagers; years in youth work and theatre gave me the tools to make it practical.
I don’t hand out recipes. I help you remember and trust the parent you already are, beneath expectations, fear, and everyone else’s rules.

A mum of three, former youth worker, drama teacher and director, and founder of Happy Children Republic.
A decade of worldschooling taught me what actually lands with real teenagers; years in youth work and theatre gave me the tools to make it practical.
I don’t hand out recipes. I help you remember and trust the parent you already are, beneath expectations, fear, and everyone else’s rules.

01:37 – How Dan Henry started using THIS exact webinar strategy to pay off his huge IRS bill.

17:12 – The exact stories you SHOULD use inside of your webinar to convert your audience into buyers.

44:05 – How Dan's client went from charging $1,500 to charging $1-$3 MILLION dollar contracts.

Watch the end of this video to get Dan's funnel installed directly into your ClickFunnels account.

01:37 – How Dan Henry started using THIS exact webinar strategy to pay off his huge IRS bill.

17:12 – The exact stories you SHOULD use inside of your webinar to convert your audience into buyers.

44:05 – How Dan's client went from charging $1,500 to charging $1-$3 MILLION dollar contracts.

Watch the end of this video to get Dan's funnel installed directly into your ClickFunnels account.
Reconnect with your teen — even if they’ve shut you out or stopped sharing.
Set clear, respectful boundaries that actually work (without constant fights).
Support your teen’s confidence and mental health — even when they’re struggling.
Prepare them for real life with emotional tools, independence, and responsibility.
Reconnect with your teen — even if they’ve shut you out or stopped sharing.
Support your teen’s confidence and mental health — even when they’re struggling.
Set clear, respectful boundaries that actually work (without constant fights).
Prepare them for real life with emotional tools, independence, and responsibility.

Born from real struggle and real transformation

You’ll know what to say, what to do, and how to connect

It’s a guide to raising a whole human being in a messy, digital, emotional world
The result? A confident, emotionally intelligent, and self-reliant teenager who is equipped to handle life’s challenges head-on.

Born from real struggle and real transformation.

You’ll know what to say, what to do, and how to connect.

It’s a guide to raising a whole human being in a messy, digital, emotional world.
The result? A confident, emotionally intelligent, and self-reliant teenager who is equipped to handle life’s challenges head-on.


mother of 4
I recently read Berenice's Guide to Parenting Teens, and it has already made a big difference in how I connect with my teenagers. Although I haven’t yet completed the entire guide, I’ve seen noticeable changes with what I’ve already implemented. The advice is practical and easy to put into action right away. Our communication has improved, and I feel more connected to my teens. If you put in the effort, you’ll definitely see results!


mother of 2
I really enjoyed Berenice’s guide! I was so into it I missed a party to finish it :-) And since then I observe a lot of things in my family, how they all interact for example, it’s very interesting and helpful. Now I know what to do to help my sons. I’ve put the guide in evidence now for their father to read!


Mother of 4
I recently read Berenice's Guide to Parenting Teens, and it has already made a big difference in how I connect with my teenagers. Although I haven’t yet completed the entire guide, I’ve seen noticeable changes with what I’ve already implemented. The advice is practical and easy to put into action right away. Our communication has improved, and I feel more connected to my teens. If you put in the effort, you’ll definitely see results!


mother of 2
I really enjoyed Berenice’s guide! I was so into it I missed a party to finish it :-) And since then I observe a lot of things in my family, how they all interact for example, it’s very interesting and helpful. Now I know what to do to help my sons. I’ve put the guide in evidence now for their father to read!

Any mum, dad, or caregiver of a teenager who wants more peace, better communication, and a stronger bond — even if things feel tense or stuck right now.
Yes. You’ll get a dedicated section with tools to help your teen manage their emotions — and you’ll learn how to support them without overwhelming them.
Amazing! This guide will help you keep it that way — while preparing your teen for the pressures of adult life with confidence and clarity.

Any mum, dad, or caregiver of a teenager who wants more peace, better communication, and a stronger bond — even if things feel tense or stuck right now.
Yes. You’ll get a dedicated section with tools to help your teen manage their emotions — and you’ll learn how to support them without overwhelming them.
Amazing! This guide will help you keep it that way — while preparing your teen for the pressures of adult life with confidence and clarity.
You don’t have to parent in the dark. You can understand your teen, reconnect with
them, and enjoy these years — not just survive them.
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In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
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